| My country is a sh1thole
It`s been raining for 5 years here(seems like it) and im getting fed up with it.
So if anybody out there would like to take me on i would truly appreciate it (except Karky it`s very cold and snowy in Norway........................... which is only cold rain)
I`m house trained, will not eat all your food (unless youy have trotters in the fridge).
I have a passport and an english accent (think hugh grant with an attitude) (and balls)
I`ll also pretend to be gay for any f$g hags out there......so come on take me in i cant stand this weather (also open to any guys out there who want a talking point at parties etc.
Thanks (all expenses will be met by employer) | 
