Originally Posted by BikeSwimLaugh

Listen to the voice of experience lads.....he's not just speculating on this call!



First...I don't wear 'em!

Second....it's not a "show-thong" as you'd see in Chippendales or any of that sassy stuff. No hammocks or what you're likely thinking of. All my cycling shorts, triathlon suits and what-not have built-in (integrated) liners...so I've got padding that keeps it all under control (ain't no pube gonna work its way through that much thickness!)...but some lycra stuff has no liner, so you can wear transitive briefs (thin material underwear) but it still has some lines you can see under the fabric....sooooo, they have "dance belts" for men, that's what those dancers in ballet wear so they keep the package under control without seeing the lines under the fabric. It's a pad up front and then a g-string deal. Yeah, NOT my cup of tea either.

It kinda scares me that Hoss & FF are frequenting this thread. Come on guys, everywhere else on the forum I'm all hardcore, but here's where I come to get my freak on....just let it be and pretend you don't know about this thread.

Hey, I'm 100% hetero, totally straight and even a bit homophobic...I just sorta dig that gals are checking me out when I'm throwing down some skin-tight bait on the butt & legs, and I like the way it makes my upper body look comparatively larger & stronger. Can I help it if my ambitions include being a total man-whore and pimpin' the bod for the gals at the gym? I'll take my inspiration where I can find it!

Besides, you guys know I've got a sponsored gig to wear this stuff. Jaggad Cycling, Triathlon and Multisport clothing.

Originally Posted by Jason Salamone

You wouldn't catch me dead wearing any kind of spandex, banana hammocks, tighty whities, those shorts that bodybuilders wear for their bodybuilding competition (whatever they're called), or anything like any of that.

I especially wouldn't blame a girl for running the other way in disgust when their man takes off his pants and reveals that he's wearing tighty whitie underwear. I realize at one time (years ago) that was the only option for men, but tighty whities have to be the lamest, ugliest, most tackiest, and out-dated underwear a dude could wear.

Most dudes that still wear tighty whitie underwear are probably the same dudes that still don't know how to wipe properly, so they all are probably full of skid marks too. Freaking nasty-ass tighty whitie wearing douchebags! lol!

Jason Salamone

Originally Posted by JohnnySolo

Now you went and hurt my feelings.

I prefer tighty whites (assorted colors ) due to the fact that I have big thighs and boxers ride up every time I pull up my pants (lose fit, baggy fit, ect..). I’ve got big thighs is all and the TW stay in place. Now you won’t find me walking around in them anywhere, strictly ‘underwear’.

TW are also a good option for wearing with gym shorts. Boxers combined with regular shorts could still let something see the light of day doing leg presses. What I don’t get is the guys wearing the old time jocks(no cup)gear, with their butt all hanging out in the locker room, just wear the TW guy.