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Sep. 05/08, 01:26 PM
aDvansT iN duM
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Handling a woman!
' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
- So –
If you give her any crap,
You will receive a ton of sheeeyaht. '
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
--anonymous
Sep. 05/08, 01:32 PM
Third Set
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Sep. 05/08, 01:47 PM
Verge of Overtraining
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
flyinfree ' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
Thats all nice an all Todd ...but what happens if you give her your credit card
Or worse still ...if you give her crabs ...now i would`nt wish the outcome of that on my worst enemy
Sep. 05/08, 01:59 PM
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Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know
Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.
Sep. 05/08, 02:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
flyinfree ' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
Have you tried giving your woman a penis?
Let me know how it turns out!
Sep. 05/08, 02:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Red_Panda Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know
Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.
Easy there tiger!
Sep. 05/08, 03:11 PM
aDvansT iN duM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Red_Panda Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know
Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.
yes yes
give her the time to warm up and she will get on FIRE!
give her time to climb the hill and WE will conquer the mountain, and then take the rushing river home...............
oh my
it's Friday
FF
Sep. 05/08, 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
fit4life1976 Easy there tiger!
My man is away in the military for seven months. I'M FRISKY GOSH DARNIT AND I'LL SAY WHAT I PLEASE
Sep. 05/08, 08:19 PM
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This post is accurate.
Sep. 05/08, 08:22 PM
We are all one
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Karky Have you tried giving your woman a penis?
Let me know how it turns out!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
marko157 Thats all nice an all Todd ...but what happens if you give her your credit card
Or worse still ...if you give her crabs ...now i would`nt wish the outcome of that on my worst enemy
+1
I was going to say women are more than capable of multiplying by zero. Which is what happens when you give her money.
(lmfao look at this new emote)
Sep. 07/08, 11:43 PM
No Added Sugar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
flyinfree ' If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
LMAO, if you were with my girl she'd have cut your balls off for saying that
Sep. 08/08, 02:35 AM
IN IT FOR LIFE
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You give me mrs an inch she takes a mile. e.g. I might paint the fence. The house is now painted. She controls me....................... bi.tch
Sep. 08/08, 03:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
NBS 4life You give me mrs an inch she takes a mile.
Maybe you give her an inch, but when she wants more she calls me
Sep. 08/08, 03:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Typhon Maybe you give her an inch, but when she wants more she calls me
so 2 inches?
Sep. 08/08, 03:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Karky so 2 inches?
and a half
Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl. 
