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Several hours have past since I ate the McDonald's double cheeseburger off the dollar menu. I feel that this might be my last night alive. I am afraid the poison has made it to my stomach, and I feel like I am going to crap my pants. It's either that, or all the coffee I drank in order to finish this economics project over the stock market, the bail out, interest rate changes, foreign stocks, and a bunch of other junk. Anyways, take care dear world...
Sincerely,
James
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #4 (permalink)
A McD's burger is only fatal if consumed without the antidote - the Gherkin.
If you foolishly removed the Gherkin, I suggest calling 911 now as they may be able to inject Gherkin extract directly into your heart and prevent cardiac arrest.
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #5 (permalink)
Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #7 (permalink)
Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning
Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum...
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #8 (permalink)
Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum...
That's probably what he's really doing right now so give it a quick clean first
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #9 (permalink)
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #13 (permalink)
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
You're my hero.
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #14 (permalink)
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
what's your secret? can you teach me your ways master cheeseburger eater?
I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post #15 (permalink)
Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting.
Right on man... Although I think I'd rather eat the hooters wings than the double cheese burgers. There's just something about those things that gross me out. I still have no idea why I ate it.
