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I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds Post # 1 ( permalink)

Nov. 21/08, 12:08 AM
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| | | I ate a double cheeseburger tonight from McDonalds How many hours do I have until my heart stops? |
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Nov. 21/08, 12:19 AM
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Nov. 21/08, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by NBS 4life Im surprised it hasnt already  | To whoever finds this,
Several hours have past since I ate the McDonald's double cheeseburger off the dollar menu. I feel that this might be my last night alive. I am afraid the poison has made it to my stomach, and I feel like I am going to crap my pants. It's either that, or all the coffee I drank in order to finish this economics project over the stock market, the bail out, interest rate changes, foreign stocks, and a bunch of other junk. Anyways, take care dear world...
Sincerely,
James |
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Nov. 21/08, 12:28 AM
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| | | A McD's burger is only fatal if consumed without the antidote - the Gherkin.
If you foolishly removed the Gherkin, I suggest calling 911 now as they may be able to inject Gherkin extract directly into your heart and prevent cardiac arrest. |
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Nov. 21/08, 12:34 AM
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| | Guys this economics paper is driving me nuts... it's 2:30 a.m. and I'm in need of some serious caffeine but nothing's open here |
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Nov. 21/08, 12:42 AM
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| | | Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning |
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Nov. 21/08, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Typhon Porn has a similar effect to caffeine, just make sure you don't fall asleep in the middle of jerking off and getting found by your mother in the morning | Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum... |
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Nov. 21/08, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Marathon James Ahaha, I live with a roommate in an apartment. For some reason he's still up and he's vacuuming his closet out. I could do like in the first scary movie and do strange things with the vacuum...  | That's probably what he's really doing right now so give it a quick clean first |
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Nov. 21/08, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Typhon That's probably what he's really doing right now so give it a quick clean first | It really wouldn't surprise me. After some of the girl's that he's brought over I'd choose the vacuum cleaner too... |
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Nov. 21/08, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Marathon James How many hours do I have until my heart stops?  | uggghhh i hear ya...had some wings from hooters last night and my stomach is unhappy with me this morning! bleggghhh! |
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Nov. 21/08, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Marathon James It really wouldn't surprise me. After some of the girl's that he's brought over I'd choose the vacuum cleaner too...  | grossssssss.... |
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Nov. 21/08, 05:21 AM
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| | | Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting. |
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Nov. 21/08, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by evolution Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting. | You're my hero. |
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Nov. 21/08, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by evolution Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting. | what's your secret? can you teach me your ways master cheeseburger eater? |
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Nov. 21/08, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by evolution Two days ago I stopped and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds with a coke. And then after a coaches scheduling meeting we went to Hooters and had cheese fries, hot wings, and a lot of Boulevard Wheat beer.
I'm living proof that you can live through a day of poor dieting. | Right on man... Although I think I'd rather eat the hooters wings than the double cheese burgers. There's just something about those things that gross me out. I still have no idea why I ate it. |  | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread | Linear Mode | |
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