I've come to the conclusion that countin calories is gay

1: Hey man Ill buy you a beer
2: No thank'th, Im TOTALLY watching my figure =)
1: Wow dude you're gay
2: You're thilly! TEE-HEE (pulls out a celery stick and rubs nipple)

Ive lost more weight with an "unhealthy" starve/binge no-metabolism diet than a countin ****in calories diet, the key is to want it, and train til absolute fatigue. ill admit i tried it, it made me lazy and i couldnt drink beer, so i ate what i wanted without obvious nasty fat**** food and trained my balls off tenfold and lost 17 pounds in 2 weeks,...if you're not a ****** eatin-mayonnaise-out-of-a-jar-with-a-spoon Rosie O Donnell sized touch-hole that blends in to the couch you wont have to lose weight in the first place, and if you do...you dont deserve to eat, have a good weekend