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Jun. 26/08, 02:22 PM
aDvansT iN duM
Join Date: May 2007
Location: on the edge
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Cuz momma said "no"
I got the USPA (that is parachuting) membership pack today. Annually we have an election for motto- if you will.
this year it is "Skydive- because your mother told you not to"
hahahaha aint skydivers great!
anyhow,
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO TODAY, because your mom said not to?
Last edited by flyinfree; Jun. 26/08 at 02:28 PM .
Jun. 26/08, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: California
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I do Ironman because "Momma said no"
She has been to the hospital a few times with me because of endurance related heat issues and has all but convinced herself I'm going to die out there
Jun. 27/08, 07:59 AM
Verge of Overtraining
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Lisle, IL
Posts: 1,452
Haha, that's great!
My mom never told me to not do something
Jun. 27/08, 10:35 AM
aDvansT iN duM
Join Date: May 2007
Location: on the edge
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hey I even have a skydiving T in the background... nice!
SO- my momma said you momma is my daddy's sisters babies mother
Jun. 27/08, 01:20 PM
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Quote:
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flyinfree hey I even have a skydiving T in the background... nice!
SO- my momma said you momma is my daddy's sisters babies mother
lol. um. that doesn't make sense, did you think through that one?
haha. Is you daddy's sistah's baby adopted? hahaha
Jun. 27/08, 08:56 PM
Keepin' on keepin' on
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,011
My momma said not to smoke, although she did and died from it. I have never smoked; not because she told me not to, but because it looked so uncool when she did!
Jun. 27/08, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,856
My momma told me not to have any spirit........
Now, I have too much of it
Thanks momma!
Best wishes,
Chillen
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