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Dec. 10/08, 08:44 AM
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| | I like how those sheep have a little jiggle to them. |
Dec. 10/08, 08:54 AM
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| | | in a HIGH RES sort of way... |
Dec. 10/08, 09:10 AM
|  | Pleasantly Perverted | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Perv Parlor
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Originally Posted by BigTomW  Sh1t, ILM.
Get yourself a sexy lady partner, take many hardcore videos, send them to me.
I love being a pervert. Sh1t im horny. | You're always horny, Tom. That's why we love you  |
Dec. 10/08, 09:12 AM
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| | So I tried calling in gay/bi today, but my boss said "We all know you're bi, and we can't function without you. So come in and I'll let you leave early." Early being 2:30pm.
I said "But I'm contagious."
My boss said "That's OK. I have full immunity."
Ya gotta love lawyers  |
Dec. 10/08, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle So I tried calling in gay/bi today, but my boss said "We all know you're bi, and we can't function without you. So come in and I'll let you leave early." Early being 2:30pm.
I said "But I'm contagious."
My boss said "That's OK. I have full immunity."
Ya gotta love lawyers | How do you stay so pure and untouched working for lawyers??!!
oh wait...
(((hugs))) |
Dec. 10/08, 09:44 AM
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| | | My boss is a dream. He's extremely nice, polite, relaxed, funny, not a control freak. He's perfect. Absolutely perfect. And he's the hottest lawyer on the planet. He's so gorgeous, people constantly ask me how I can work for him without thinking about having sex with him all day. |
Dec. 10/08, 09:47 AM
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| | | .........and of course he's taken........... |
Dec. 10/08, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle My boss is a dream. He's extremely nice, polite, relaxed, funny, not a control freak. He's perfect. Absolutely perfect. And he's the hottest lawyer on the planet. He's so gorgeous, people constantly ask me how I can work for him without thinking about having sex with him all day. | funny thats what all the women say about me here. |
Dec. 10/08, 09:50 AM
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| | | I thought you were an architect ... |
Dec. 10/08, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle I thought you were an architect ... |
yeah so subsitute lawyer for monkey in your quote. |
Dec. 10/08, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle I thought you were an architect ... | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kraken yeah so subsitute lawyer for monkey in your quote. | yeah he had a great design in his mind earlier, ILM...all 2 seconds of it  |
Dec. 10/08, 01:11 PM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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| | | Im krakens Foe, the Structural Engineer.
Im better. |
Dec. 10/08, 01:18 PM
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| | | Structural Engineers erect better. |
Dec. 10/08, 01:21 PM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle Structural Engineers erect better. | Haha, exactly.
Apart from designing with vodka |
Dec. 10/08, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BigTomW Haha, exactly.
Apart from designing with vodka | And finishing off with a Slow Comfortable F**k Against the Wall (orange juice, gin, Southern Comfort, vodka). | | |
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