Out & About - News: Calling in gay

Anyone else want a day off?

I'm definitely calling in gay

"Hello?"

"Yes, hello, this is ILM. I'm still gay/bi, so I can't come in to work. I'll let you know when I'm cured."

"OK, but you'll need a doctor's note."

"OK, no problem. I'm assuming all it has to say is that I'm gay/bi and I can't come in to work because I'm contagious?"

"Sure, that should do for long-term disability insurance purposes."

"OK, thanks. I'll talk to you ... uh, when I'm cured. Bye."

"Bye."

Ohhh goodie--this thread!

I'm calling in gay because I am going to take a trip to Chicago to visit an infamous sexy Tran at a fine dining restaurant called Clarke's..

6 degrees of separation I did there..

Alice, you do know I'm bi, and those trannies are considered part of "my people"

Although I will admit that story was f'ing hilarious

No I didn't and I think that's cool I know there's different types of "people" from the quiet ones to the flamboyant ones...I have much love for them.

I had to thread about it because I could not stop laughing just reading about it..straight or not, that dude/girl was just out of his/her mind. Oh I have to add ILM that a couple of locals there comment that they were there that night it happened, and one girl said she was hiding under the table thinking the place was being shot out or bombed (she was sitting away from view of everything). Crazy..I wish I was there, lol.

I know. The visual on that story had me laughing out loud at work.

A psycho black tranny ... the whole story really should have been re-enacted for TV viewers

For some reason I imagine Ru Paul being the lead actor/actress..

I know a lot of people who wanted to do this here at my college, but unfortunately its exam week and the teachers are refusing to let them reschedule exams around a day of protest for gay rights. Its not one of those excuses that's good enough to allow you an exam rescheduling. However, they did let me move my exam so I could fly out of state to go to the marines birthday ball last year.... so military parties yes, gay rights no? I wonder who makes these collegiate decisions.

stay away from those marines...they're trouble...

lol just kiddin..

I think US Marines are awesome You picked an A-1 dude, RP.

Haha no no, they are a bit :P Friend from highschool needed a date so he had me fly down for the day. It was all fun until the drunk marines started making bets and the losers started chugging the live goldfish meant to decorate the tables..... LOL. Ah, the American military. Don't you feel safe?

The marine is an old friend, my fiance is in the army national gaurd. I am surrounded by the military indeed haha. Don't get me started on all the sailors in this town...

yeah these military people man, they are bonkers in the head, including this person typing this post to you

Hey, my lips are sealed

To rephrase, ILM's post:


Chillen calling in sick:


"Hello?"

"Yes, hello, this is fuggen Chillen. I am still Chillen in Rock-on-dis, and "Rocken-the-Heck-Out" so I can't come in to work.

"I'll let you know when I'm cured."

"OK, but you'll need a doctor's note!"

"I am the fricken, Doctor!" "I write the fricken prescriptions, got that?"

"OK, no problem. I'm assuming all it has to say is that have a bad case of "Chillen-idis" and I can't come in to work because I'm contagious?"

"Sure, that should do for long-term disability insurance purposes."

"OK, thanks. I'll talk to you ... uh, when I'm cured. Bye."

"Bye."

I guess I will be off for quite some time.

Best wishes

Chillen