' Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



- So –



If you give her any crap,

You will receive a ton of sheeeyaht. '



Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


--anonymous

I see someone just got some!!!! Nice!!!!

Thats all nice an all Todd ...but what happens if you give her your credit card




Or worse still ...if you give her crabs ...now i would`nt wish the outcome of that on my worst enemy

Ooh and imagine what happens if you give her good.... oh you know Mmhmm... There's a smiley for that but I'm a good clean girl.

Have you tried giving your woman a penis?

Let me know how it turns out!

Easy there tiger!

yes yes

give her the time to warm up and she will get on FIRE!

give her time to climb the hill and WE will conquer the mountain, and then take the rushing river home...............


oh my

it's Friday

FF

My man is away in the military for seven months. I'M FRISKY GOSH DARNIT AND I'LL SAY WHAT I PLEASE

This post is accurate.

+1

I was going to say women are more than capable of multiplying by zero. Which is what happens when you give her money.



(lmfao look at this new emote)

LMAO, if you were with my girl she'd have cut your balls off for saying that

You give me mrs an inch she takes a mile. e.g. I might paint the fence. The house is now painted. She controls me....................... bi.tch

Maybe you give her an inch, but when she wants more she calls me

so 2 inches?

and a half