It`s been raining for 5 years here(seems like it) and im getting fed up with it.


So if anybody out there would like to take me on i would truly appreciate it (except Karky it`s very cold and snowy in Norway........................... which is only cold rain)

I`m house trained, will not eat all your food (unless youy have trotters in the fridge).

I have a passport and an english accent (think hugh grant with an attitude) (and balls)

I`ll also pretend to be gay for any f$g hags out there......so come on take me in i cant stand this weather (also open to any guys out there who want a talking point at parties etc.






Thanks (all expenses will be met by employer)

lol.....

Hey! It's not snowing here... yet..

but when it does i bet it looks beautiful

when it snows over here it literally looks like sh1t ...brown slush. wet socks . old women wearing leg warmers. cost of gas. turkey price hike.snowballs (with little stones in)...basically the stench of death overpowers the northwest of england......please sombody take me in

promise to start shaving your back?

Oh it can look like that here too. Brown slush everywhere, specially around roads... It can look quite nice too, though.
Like this:

Todd i would shave your back


Karky hold on man i dont wanna move to Narnia ...you witch you.


Seriously looks beautiful... but i live in the peak district and when its not full of pensioners its a really lovely place ...ill post a couple up tomorrow it`ll probibily be raining though

Yeah, I'm fed up of the rain here too. I've wanted to move country for a long time but my girlfriend didn't want to emigrate while the kids are in school.

But I've found the answer!!

Gibralter

It's just off the Spanish coast but it's a part of Britain with £ sterling, British schools, Del Boy and fish & chip shops

Look it up, I plan on moving there

haha i`ve been there man and ever since i`ve had a phobia about little apes.

the rain over here has been so relentless i`ll consider moving any where

Little apes? Explain...

Ah, found out what you mean

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/in.../28monkey.html

It sure is.

At least we don't have spiders big enough to eat you

The U.S. is great, stop by anytime.