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    Littlea is offline Banned
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    So what's the deal with naked men standing around?

    OK, so I realize that the locker room is for changing clothes and showering. This inevitably forces us to see each other naked and that is ok. I am not a prude and given the proper environment, I too will let my junk be free.

    But I have a real grievance. I dont think you need to remain naked for the 20 minutes it takes you to get ready for the day. Put some *****ing clothes on or at least put that tiny towel back around your fat @ss.

    I do not brush my teeth naked in public. Nor do i think you should. It makes me uncomfortable when you stand their naked, wave at me and then continue to brush your teeth with your little olive sack out bouncing back and forth for the whole world to see. I realize you can no longer see your own junk. Rest assured, the rest of us can. It is old, scary and very very very hairy.

    And while we are on the subject, how long have you been growing that pube forest? Do you take extra protein powder just to see if you get your main a bit thicker? Do you realize that it makes your tiny wiener even smaller? I am one of those dudes with limited body hair. You make me feel like a weimeraner at a St. Bernard contest.

    Is it necessary for you to do your post workout stretching routine without getting dressed? I really do enjoy seeing your old hairy folds glide against one another as you stretch. It makes my day complete. But nothing, oh no nothing tops you touching your toes. I try to look away, but alas there is entirely too much hairy butt cheek spreading A-hole gazing goodness for any man, no matter how straight to deny.

    If you work out at Mt. Island Fitness, please for the love of all that is holy, stop socializing with me and the rest of the heterosexual males (you are excluded from this group) until you are dressed.

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    flyinfree is offline aDvansT iN duM
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    totally agree

    and i cant stop laughing

    sorta liek the stinky feet guy taking his shoes off in the dry steam! GOOD GAWD MAN!

    hahaha
    Last edited by flyinfree; Oct. 02/09 at 07:35 AM.

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    Thanks for the morning chuckle. I really needed this on a gloomy friday morning.

    I haven't been in a gym in years, but I hated the guys that stood by their locker, naked, with one leg on the bench towell drying....just didn't understand why did it.

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    Typhon is offline Chicken Plucker
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    LMAO, i mentioned something like this before, at my place we get a small group of people who use hair dryers to dry their entire body so they're just sttod there at the mirrors drying themselves.

    And yep, it's always either the old or obese that do it too

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    flyinfree is offline aDvansT iN duM
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    i am totally in stitches laughin at thgis man!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    LMAO, i mentioned something like this before, at my place we get a small group of people who use hair dryers to dry their entire body so they're just sttod there at the mirrors drying themselves.

    And yep, it's always either the old or obese that do it too
    They were blowing trying their coin purses...I would be afraid I would burn the giggleberries

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    2 things.

    1. I do not see them in the ladies locker room... Thank God!!

    2. The fact that you went on and on... and on.. about this topic does have me fairly concerned..


    + invisible Rep for the best laugh of the day
    Last edited by neonlady; Oct. 02/09 at 07:45 AM.

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    flyinfree is offline aDvansT iN duM
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    new suggestion: golden posts thread! this is definately one of them.
    jhajajaja

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    Typhon is offline Chicken Plucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by neonlady View Post
    1. I do not see them in the ladies locker room... Thank God!!
    What?!?! You mean women don't stand around naked in the locker rooms?

    Damn, thanks for blowing the fantasy

    At least confirm that all women's showers are communal

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    Funniest thread ive read in awhile. Keep your head up at all times bro !

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    NoLoveLost is offline Justice is Blind
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    Naked men????

    where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    What?!?! You mean women don't stand around naked in the locker rooms?

    Damn, thanks for blowing the fantasy

    At least confirm that all women's showers are communal
    sorry..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    What?!?! You mean women don't stand around naked in the locker rooms?

    Damn, thanks for blowing the fantasy

    At least confirm that all women's showers are communal
    are you dense?

    I meant i don't see old, naked men in the ladies locker room... and...if one were to show up, i am quite certain i would self inflict retinal and corneal damage

    As far as communal showers... i can neither confirm or deny their existence as all gyms are not created equal .. hahahaha

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    Typhon is offline Chicken Plucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by neonlady View Post
    are you dense?
    Is it that obvious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    Is it that obvious?
    glaringly... LMAO

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