5 a day? Jesus dude. I thought I was bad

I said 1-5 a day The days with 5 are weird.. I just can't get enough of myself sometimes...

Nevertheless, I don't think I can say 5 in a day EVER. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or horrified.

what's so hard about that? once upon waking, once before dinner, once after dinner, once before supper, and then once before going to sleep.

Also, do we count going sevral times in one go?

I have to hand it to you guys...

how do you lift weights with callus`s the size of eggs on you`re hands???

Even if I wanted to rub one out 5 times a day, I just wouldn't have the time. I guess I just make mine count, no need for another one after a good long ****.

My stick has smooth skin, so I don't get calluses.

If i did it 5 times a day, my d*ck would be one big friction burn. Plus my w*nking muscle would be burnt out.

Perhaps you're just not training right. It might be a diet issue as well.

Remember, FBW 3x a week. Sperm is made in the kitchen, not the gym.

ha so you dont use sandpaper
if not give it a whirl

i can quite put my finger on it but sperm being made in the kitchen kinda makes me fell queasy

you dont work in the fast food industry by any chance do you???lol

Hahahahha

I advise against ordering the clam chowder, sir.

My favorite one-liner about masturbation from the show "Roseanne"

"He's been in the bathroom for over an hour....which means he's either really good at it, or really bad at it!"

Now I understand why Karky started the thread about trying to improve his grip strength.....