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Dec. 17/07, 05:55 AM
|  | International Man of Mystery | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Greater Cincinnati
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Originally Posted by Karky  I have a girlfriend and I masturbate 1-5 times a day anyways.
And dude, why is your nick 2girls1cup? That is sick.. | 5 a day? Jesus dude. I thought I was bad |
Dec. 17/07, 05:57 AM
|  | Former member of VulgarityGang | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: had to quit when he became a mod
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| | I said 1-5 a day  The days with 5 are weird.. I just can't get enough of myself sometimes...  |
Dec. 17/07, 06:06 AM
| | International Man of Mystery | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Greater Cincinnati
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| | Nevertheless, I don't think I can say 5 in a day EVER. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or horrified. |
Dec. 17/07, 06:09 AM
| | Former member of VulgarityGang | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: had to quit when he became a mod
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| | what's so hard about that? once upon waking, once before dinner, once after dinner, once before supper, and then once before going to sleep.
Also, do we count going sevral times in one go?  |
Dec. 17/07, 06:29 AM
|  | Keepin' on keepin' on | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida
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| | | I have to hand it to you guys... |
Dec. 17/07, 07:11 AM
|  | Verge of Overtraining | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vietnam
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Originally Posted by Karky what's so hard about that? once upon waking, once before dinner, once after dinner, once before supper, and then once before going to sleep.
Also, do we count going sevral times in one go? | how do you lift weights with callus`s the size of eggs on you`re hands??? |
Dec. 17/07, 07:12 AM
|  | I <3 BigTs Nipples | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2,780
| | | Even if I wanted to rub one out 5 times a day, I just wouldn't have the time. I guess I just make mine count, no need for another one after a good long ****. |
Dec. 17/07, 07:35 AM
| | Former member of VulgarityGang | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: had to quit when he became a mod
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| | | My stick has smooth skin, so I don't get calluses. |
Dec. 17/07, 08:10 AM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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| | | If i did it 5 times a day, my d*ck would be one big friction burn. Plus my w*nking muscle would be burnt out. |
Dec. 17/07, 09:01 AM
|  | We are all one | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Santa Maria, CA
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| | | Perhaps you're just not training right. It might be a diet issue as well.
Remember, FBW 3x a week. Sperm is made in the kitchen, not the gym. |
Dec. 17/07, 09:12 AM
| | Verge of Overtraining | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vietnam
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Originally Posted by Karky My stick has smooth skin, so I don't get calluses. | ha so you dont use sandpaper
if not give it a whirl |
Dec. 17/07, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by LeiYunFat Perhaps you're just not training right. It might be a diet issue as well.
Remember, FBW 3x a week. Sperm is made in the kitchen, not the gym. | i can quite put my finger on it but sperm being made in the kitchen kinda makes me fell queasy
you dont work in the fast food industry by any chance do you???lol |
Dec. 17/07, 10:13 AM
| | We are all one | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Santa Maria, CA
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Originally Posted by marko157 i can quite put my finger on it but sperm being made in the kitchen kinda makes me fell queasy
you dont work in the fast food industry by any chance do you???lol |
Hahahahha
I advise against ordering the clam chowder, sir. |
Dec. 17/07, 11:42 AM
| | International Man of Mystery | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Greater Cincinnati
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| | | My favorite one-liner about masturbation from the show "Roseanne"
"He's been in the bathroom for over an hour....which means he's either really good at it, or really bad at it!" |
Dec. 17/07, 12:40 PM
| | Second Set | | Join Date: Sep 2006
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| | | Now I understand why Karky started the thread about trying to improve his grip strength..... | | |
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