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What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 16 ( permalink)
Dec. 14/08, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle  I don't need any wild goose chases, blackbeard 
I don't mind some kinds of trouble, but trouble with ex-BFs is something I don't have  It's the trouble I have when I'm with them that troubles me  | A short story on why I Love Muscle (ILM) got her name
and why she receives bad Christmas gifts 
He, he, buh, hah, ha, ha!
A history of name changes. While you with your previous boyfriends you were the: Intensive Love Master. Therefore, when you broke up with them, they became very angry (and sent you "bad Christmas gifts"), because you became the: Impounded Love Machine. And, this brought an cute medical condition while between boyfriends called: Imaginary Love Mentality Then your name changed to: I Love Masturbation. But, you were just flippen' out, and called yourself the: Immense Lust Maniac Then you met your current boyfriend, and all things changed, and you loved his hypertrophy between his legs, and changed your name to: I Love Muscle
There ya have it, ILM's short but sweet history.
ROCK-ON! ILM!!..........Good for you, girl!
(I know, I know, Chillen go to your room.......)
Best wishes,
Chillen
Last edited by Chillen; Dec. 14/08 at 10:47 PM.
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What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 17 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 12:59 PM
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| | Bad Chillen!
Very bad Chillen 
Go to your room. I'll deal with you later ...  |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 18 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle Bad Chillen!
Very bad Chillen
Go to your room. I'll deal with you later ... | Can I come out, now........  
I have been locked in here for hours now....geesh......
Best wishes
Chillen |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 19 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 01:51 PM
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| | Oh alright. You can come out now
But I think you should make me one of your super special über Chillen recipes for dinner |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 20 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle Oh alright. You can come out now
But I think you should make me one of your super special über Chillen recipes for dinner | I have a lot of personal recipes. Which one are you in the mood for?
Best regards,
Chillen |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 21 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 02:27 PM
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| | Obviously some dish with meat in it, low carb. Don't care how much fat; just care whether it's good fat |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 22 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 06:59 PM
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| | | Somehow, the Impounded Love Machine part sounds hot... |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 23 ( permalink)
Dec. 15/08, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by alicejb_77 Somehow, the Impounded Love Machine part sounds hot... | Those were hard times, Alice |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 24 ( permalink)
Dec. 16/08, 06:41 AM
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| | | I dunno, prolly some big gay sweater. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 25 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by MarkMyWords I dunno, prolly some big gay sweater. | Awwww I just remembered for my 21st birthday my mothers friend knitted me a huge bright green jersey with a brown horse on the front. I think I still have it somewhere I wore it once last year I think haha |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 26 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 01:36 AM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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| | | The worst f**king present i get every year by some f**ker has to be socks.
BTW, i use my old socks as my masturbation towel. Just thought id tell you all that. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 27 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 04:06 AM
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| | | I'm guessing Bigtomw, you are a pornstar in *real life* huh? You prolly did "Late night booty"?
*cough* |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 28 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 04:09 AM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by blackbeard I'm guessing Bigtomw, you are a pornstar in *real life* huh? You prolly did "Late night booty"?
*cough* | No pornstar, my d1cks not big enough im afraid.
Im an idiot, nice to meet you. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 29 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 05:19 AM
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| | | I got one single present when I was 8. And when I opened my single Christmas present, I had a plethora of sticks and coal. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 30 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 05:22 AM
| | 45h45h5hfghfghnsnfg | | Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by evolution I got one single present when I was 8. And when I opened my single Christmas present, I had a plethora of sticks and coal. | LMAO, serious.....? | | |
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