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What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 31 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by BigTomW  No pornstar, my d1cks not big enough im afraid.
Im an idiot, nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you too. If we get in trouble in this thread, we can always blame I love muscle  |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 32 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 10:19 AM
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| | | Why would you blame me for your own indiscretions? |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 33 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle Why would you blame me for your own indiscretions? | Eeek, we can always blame Chillen. Always have someone to blame as a get out of jail card, that's the beauty of it all.  |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 34 ( permalink)
Dec. 17/08, 10:25 AM
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| | I highly doubt you'd end up in jail if you were with Tom
You definitely would if you were with me  |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 35 ( permalink)
Dec. 18/08, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BigTomW BTW, i use my old socks as my masturbation towel. | Careful dude....I've heard you can get Athlete's D!ck from that..... |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 36 ( permalink)
Dec. 19/08, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BigTomW LMAO, serious.....? | Yeah. Apparently I had been bad that year. The adults all laughed and high-fived each other at my pain and agony. I did the same thing to my 12 year old daughter last year. I let her stew for a bit before I brought out her real presents. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 37 ( permalink)
Dec. 19/08, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle I highly doubt you'd end up in jail if you were with Tom
You definitely would if you were with me | Why? They normally keep the pretty girls out of the slammer. Didn't you check out the doc on Sesame street?  |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 38 ( permalink)
Dec. 19/08, 10:37 AM
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| | | OMG. WTF is that?
And what does the doctor on Sesame Street have anything to do with this? |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 39 ( permalink)
Dec. 19/08, 10:50 AM
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| | | Wholly mother of cheese-a-lou! that picture actually made me gasp, i was NOT expecting that! oh man, i can feel the nightmares coming tonight....
worst gift....well, one real bad one from my best friend, she loves to shop for bargains, heck, who doesnt. but for her best friend's christmas present she went to the $1 section at Target and bought me a bunch of crap. also in that crap-filled package was bed sheets that were blue jean! seriously? how in the world can blue jean bed sheets be comfy? they went to goodwill. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 40 ( permalink)
Dec. 20/08, 05:37 AM
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| | | ^^ Id of wiped my sh1tter with them, or used them as an ejaculation platform. |
What is the worst Xmas gift you ever got? Post # 41 ( permalink)
Dec. 31/08, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by i_love_muscle I've had some pretty stupid gifts at Xmas time, mostly from ex-boyfriends.
Rubber kitchen gloves. Yes, an ex-BF gave me rubber kitchen gloves for Xmas one year. They were too loose to be used for any other purpose ...
A paperback. That's all. Just one paperback. That was my Xmas present. And it looked like it had already been read 
Cheap costume jewellery. I don't even WEAR jewellery 
I think this was the best of the worst: the BF gave me a car (which I was thrilled about), then I got insurance on it, but the BF ended up driving it around 100% of the time and I never got to drive it -- that was a pretty good gig for him, but I cancelled the insurance two weeks later and told him I didn't want "my" car anymore 
I can laugh at all this stuff now, but when it happened, I've got to admit I was pretty insulted |
I think a nice pressie for you would be some lycra? (Or at least a pic of some hehehe)
Initially I thought an Ipod shuffle was a present I would never use, so it sat there, untill I started using it when I go running, now i don't go anywhere with out, and now got an Iphone too.
I really hate it people buy presents just for the sake of it and get give tat.
The best present of all time was the now wife saying yes one christmas eve - and I had even bought the ring prior to it (only about £1k) so thank go I choose well ;-)  | | |
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